Sal: Then you won’t mind taking your face outa my chest?

Sal: Mmn, nah~ >:3

Sal: * He makes sure his pecs like, envelop your face lol *

Sal: Do ya?

Sal: Mh- Like it?

Sal: Yea, I’ve been working out, Y’know, for guard stuff whatever- It’s really hard work-

( I meant he wanted a sex with his partners but whatever )

Sal: * Shirt off * Same AND REALLY HOT!-

Rouxls: I need to take a nap-

Rouxls: * He snaps * Done

Rouxls: * It looks like he’s going to cry * Please never speak of these crimes against food ever again-

( It means white people XD )

Rouxls: Oh so gross-

Rouxls: * He gags * Oh god that’s gross-

( So do I- ??? )

Rouxls: Oh god, how Caucasian can a man be-

Rouxls: It- I- Huh-

Rouxls: It’s always white

Rouxls: I’m just stressed, I’m sorry- I just- * He looks exhausted, if his hair weren’t white before it would be now *

Rouxls: Oh thank god- * He takes them both * Please don’t take things out of my closet, I just talked to Ruby about it, some of these things are very important to me-

Rouxls: * He puts you down, pats your head and teleports to Soren’s door, slamming it open * SOREN!!!

Rouxls: Honey, I can get your own bunny ears and pretty dresses and even pretty wings, just please stay out of my closet-

Rouxls: I- OH- OH MY GOD I- OH WHAT A RELIEF I THOUGHT- I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK- * He sighs loudly * Christ- Okay- Sweetie, never go into my closet- Please-