It's an au, plus I could ask you the same thing when you made gaster a smore

Rouxls: * Moans so loud people outside could hear him, his patterns glow brightly and his flesh is now a creamy light blue *
Mtt: 0_0 holy shit-

( Sometimes i forget he has patterns )

( Confused on which guy Robert's fucking >.> )
( Also, fair )
Rouxls: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!~~~~ * Cums a lot *

Rouxls: * Still trying really hard *
Mtt: * "HE CAN JUST DO THAT?????" Look *

( COCOMELON?!?!?! )
Mtt: * Immediately feels tiny *
Rouxls: Mnfhh~ hhh~~ * Trying so hard *

Rouxls: * Already about to cum but he doesn't want any punishment because he's tired of getting strapped up for being pleased >.> *
Mtt: * Fingering him open so he can fuck him before you. Out of spite *

Mtt: * Flips them both off, tongue deep in Rouxls throat *

( Mtt has to much pride )
Mtt: * Whisper * I was made by a genius, that issue was solved before I was even made. Dingus.
Rouxls: Stop whispering, I know what you're doing
Mtt: Of course, darling~ * Kisses him, on ze mouth, the French way *

Mtt: * Whisper * In made of metal, dumbass, but scuff my boots and you'll be dead in no time
Rouxls: * Enjoying every second of this *

Rouxls: Mhm, prove it
Mtt: I can play nice.. Reeaalllyyy niceee~~ * Already glaring at you while fondling and caressing your husband lol *

Mtt: * Giggle * What? Did i make you second guess yourself that bad??
Rouxls: You two really can't just play nice??

Rouxls: Why on earth would I invite you when you're already here? That would just be silly to send an invitation to our address, we're already here. It's like picking up a hand mirror and going into the bathroom to see your reflection

Mtt: * Smug *
Rouxls: What?

Mtt: Really? Or were you just here when our started? Because I don't see the letter. * Holds up an envelope with the royal blue Kaard Kingdom seal on it. Something you were not given *

Mtt: * Whisper * Just because you're his husband doesn't mean you were invited.

Rouxls: My little brother would be so proud
Mtt: * Subtly undoing Rouxls clothes & pushing away Harper at the same time *

Rouxls: I feel like a pimp * Laughs *
Mtt: At this point you are, blueberry * Still holding him, but now getting Mtt brand lipstick all over his cheek & neck *

Rouxls: Snrk-
Mtt: This was literally put into my programming, I was made for this!

Rouxls: There's more than one, yknow, there's like a whole second basement with an empty strip club and full bar. Klubz had a lot of raves there, they were pretty cool
Mtt: * Completely shooketh that something like that is even in a castle lmao *

Rouxls: Oh!-
Mtt: * Wraps his arms around Rouxls' waist multiple times bc robots can do that *