Mtt: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Rouxls: Snrk-

Mtt: You think grammarly is up to my standards? HA! Nonono, I want blueberry <3
Rouxls: Keep dreaming

Mtt: You’re*
Rouxls: I- Did you just correct his grammar as he spoke?- Can you see the words??
Mtt: No, it just sounded grammatically incorrect.
Rouxls: I don’t know how to feel anymore

Mtt: He would have been gentle with me.
Rouxls: I would not have.

Mtt: NOOO I WANT ROUXLS TO FIX ME, HE’S NICE ABOUT IT, HE DIESN’T THROW BOTTLES AT MY EYE!!
Rouxls: I was close one time

Mtt: MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!-
Rouxls: I did not authorize that, you may be my husband but I will not hesitate to behead you!
Mtt: My knight <3
Rouxls: Shut up you overgrown appliance.

Mtt: If I do record it’ll only be of my DARLING BLUEBERRY!!~ Even if his husband is such an annoyance!
Rouxls: Is there anything you could call me but blueberry?
Mtt: No lol

Mtt: You fell for it, huh? ;P
Rouxls: I- METTATON YOU WHORE

Rouxls: Your brother is pregnant, he wants to kill to kill Mettaton, Mettaton has been recording this apparently, and as usual he’s being a pain in the ass
Mtt: Rude ò3ó

Rouxls: WOAH HOLD ON-
Mtt: EEP, BLUEBERRY, SAVE ME, MY KNIGHT!!
Rouxls: YOU TOO!

Mtt: OHOHO~ I simply HAD to get this drama on recording!!
Rouxls: W-Where’s the camera?-
Mtt: In my eye! I’m a robot silly! * Smushing Rouxls’ cheeks *
Rouxls: How long have you been recording?-
Mtt: along enough to get ALL of this JUICY DRAMA!!~

Mtt: OHOHO I CAN’T, YOU’RE ALREADY ON AIR!!
Rouxls: WHAT?!- * Summons a blanket to cover his nakedness *

Rouxls: He thinks you’re dead still- I think-
Mtt: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mtt: You think you could win?
Rouxls: Mettaton, he’s pregnant, it’s two against one
Mtt: I- Snrk- I fucking hate you- * Laughing in toaster *

( Calling Mtt a toaster is hilarious to me )

Mtt: I’ll kick your dick in so hard the only thing left will be a high heel print * Getting way too clingy with Rouxls *
Rouxls: You’re not helping, Mettaton.

Mtt: What drama!! This could skyrocket my ratings!!
Rouxls: You’re not going to put this on tv or the Internet or anything like that.

Mtt: * Pulls out an ultrasound thing through his arm somehow and puts it up to your stomach *
Rouxls: How long have you had that?

Rouxls: * Sigh *
Mtt: * Slides in * I hear someone in deniaaallll ~🎶

Rouxls: I cum magic, you’ve been craving food you hate, I literally felt a kick.. You’re pregnant

Rouxls: You’re pregnant-