Mtt: * Back to kissing Rouxls lol *
Rouxls: Mettaton, you’re gonna stain my face pink again-

Rouxls: Mnphmhphmm <3
Mtt: * Plops his face in the floof with Rouxls, wrapping his arms around him. Also enjoying the floof * This is so soft

Rouxls: But floof suffocation-

Rouxls: Oh my god you’re gonna suffocate me <3

Rouxls: Of course you’re not lame, sweetie, c’mere * Arms open for a hug *

Mtt: >:[ But you guys are lame
Rouxls: He’s stubborn, he just doesn’t know you as well and he’s already formed a bond with me

Mtt: * Looks you directly in the eye, then kisses Rouxls on the lips *
Rouxls: * He’s not pushing away, it looks like he’s just dealing with it lol *

Mtt: Oh, no thank you

Mtt: Nooo!
Rouxls: Your relationship is so confusing

Mtt: Don’t care :3 Now, let’s go, Blueberry! * Drags him off to his room *
Rouxls: My husband is nowhere to be seen apparently

Mtt: Don’t care about that guy, I think Blueberry and I should go check out my room!

Rouxls: Well aren’t you helpful
Mtt: I hope the room is pink!

Rouxls: at here’s more coffee

Rouxls: Oof, if that happened to me, I think the whole thing would be like some kinda bad porno-
Mtt: Snrk-

Rouxls: What’s got you so blah today?

Mtt: You’re covered in glitter! And blueberry is covered in lipstick!
Rouxls: Yeah, how do you get it to transfer to my skin, but not wipe off-

Mtt: There’s a lot of people trying to ship children.
Rouxls: I’m thinking of adopting him, honestly, he needs a good father figure. Plus, the more kids I have the bigger my army grows!
Mtt: That’s a joke, right?
Rouxls: I can literally kill the planet with a snap, I don’t need an army

Yis :3

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