Tord: Get-ack-off-

(Od edd just screaming at everything)

Tord: -kicks od tord- (od matt going to kill him now)

Tord: I do

Tord: you should stop drinking, last time you were drunk you made out with the fridge

Tord: -comes back inside and flicks Tom's forehead-

(Regular matt be like: it my tiny shit!)

Tord: Matt! The smol bean is crying!

Tord: -is cracking up-

(Od Matt, play the pirates of the Caribbean when he is protecting his babies)

-bug lands on od tord-

Tord: (outside) it's dead now UwU

OD edd: Mmmh

(My brain hurts) Od edd: H-hi

(He just ruined your chance -v-)

Od edd: -comes and leans on od Matt's back-

Tord: Laura there was a bug

Tord: -stares at the dent in the patio- hehe

-gunshot from the backyard -v-

Od edd: -screams again-