*puts hoodie on and goes over to Boer and pets him* you adorable little munchkin.

Wakes up* the fudge?

*passes out and falls on face dramatically*

YEE *hits her with the pole xD*

I WILL TAKE A DILDO AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

Yes both of you can

*hits her boob and throws her out of the bar*

*smashes a beer bottle on mang's head* FIGHT ME -hic-

ITS MY BAAAAAAARRRR *drinks more beer and smacks mang*

*dances on pole to beyonce*

*flies on bone and pushes her* MY POLE!

*starts chugging beer and whiskey*

YAS

*crashes through wall* -hic- THIS IS MY FOOKIN' -hic- BAR!

XD

Okay, let's start XD

Oh my god yes SEXY GOAT

Ayeee

Aww you silly turd

You mean drunk..