Gn Boer I shall now watch cute animals

STAMPEDE*hundreds of elephants run in our direction* RUUUUUUUUUUUNNN

*tackles Boer and barks* RUN

*gets on four legs and runs around*

Yeah...

*gets on tip toes and kisses him*

*grabs Boer by his hoodie and pulls him close* ..don't say that..

I'll risk my life to save Boer... so don't even..

(We already know it's f***** face soo ye.

YOU BASTARDD!!! *punches the monster into a rock and smashes its head against the ground*

*gets up* Oh sh**...

B-Boer, bandages won't hel-p it's already damaged m-me.. *blood is leaking through*

*finally gets out and lays on the ground covering wound* d-duck..

Me**)

(BRUH IM IMPALED HOW WILL HE EVEN HELP KE ITS GAME OVER XD)*coughs up blood*

Stupid br-anch.. *struggles*

*gets impaled * Gaah!-

*slits it's throats then jumps off* Jesus..

*equips katana and tackles the monster*

*squints* please be careful..