Red: epicly gets drunk*

Red: v o d k a
I n e e d v o d k a

red: gentel men

Me irl: haha I'm stupid

me: DUCK YOU BIRCH WOOD

Red: OOH NOw WE ARE TALKING!!
me!!

NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!!

Red: me not shipped :(

Red: aight here ya go comrade

Red: hey d. morpher wanna have the gun my great great great great great great great great great great grandpa used in the Vietnamese war

Red: can I za hando tryept

Red: YOOOO SHOeShKE

Red: rut roh

Red: WOOPsIE

Red: *epicly tries to stab tryept*

Red: brb

Red: I need to bleach my eyes

Red: hey scrappy can u give me some vodk a plz

Red: can I stab someone! lALaLalLalLaLallLa

Red: I'm totally not an impostor