It's a long story-

Crazy diamond:*turns you into a virgin*

Yes- *crazy diamond appears*

*it means good grief in Japanese*

I HAVE THE POWER TO TURN PEOPLE INTO VIRGINS-

Yare yare daze

Yare yare..

YaRE YaRE DAZe

I am..

Ight ima head out..ZA WARUDO!! *runs away while time is stopped*

Fuck it-

WHO SAID WE WEREN'T FRIENDS??

YeS

*weird vampire phone cyborg man noises..*

wryyyyyyyyyyy.......

THATS MY LINE!!

Screeee-

I WILL REIGN HELLFIRE UPON YOU!!!

Mista-

YOU BITCH!!