Oh well, I guess life isn't perfect too.

Doesn't seem perfect. try checking every pixel on it.

Try peeling her, might have the citrus inside.

The couch

Too massive that girls breaks up with him because of it.

Oof, listed post

Time to commit war crimes.

"so I’m probably gonna kill some kids today."
Try finding some gun power in the school, crafted gun made from random materials.

Kill it by killing others. just replacing it with guilt.

Vertical pc

Ok lang rin, wala naman ako magawa ngayon eh

Yo, kamusta ka

Would be cool if someone tried to surf the hell out of that tsunami.

Fact : fart is flammable. You can create a flamethrower with it

Try putting an actual gun inside the nerf gun. You'll win in any way.

If someone is there, tell them that you ate a bat soup. If no one is there, fart on the candle for light.

Why ben looks naked.

Too late. Someone is already watching me watch one of those videos.

Talk about rats. In china, they put young naked rats in a bottle and turn it into a wine.

Wondering how will they scam a person that has no wealth.