Funny Valentine: *pulls the celestial sigil from terraria*

GOD KILLS A WEAPON!!)

God: *kills syther*

WRYYYYYYYYYYY I don’t want to be Val)

God: *destroys all the dark souls Amaris captured*

Jesus: oh that’s right..

Meanwhile Funny Valentine says to Alastor* Hey I can pull any thing out of any dimension just say it and I’ll give it to you.

God: 🅱️RUH *destroys dimension*

Jesus:.... Alastor why did u choose Hell instead of heaven?

Jesus: I liked DIO and Funny Valentine.. *brings them back and destroys all other dimensions*

*Funny Valentine pulls DIO soul out and put his body back together*
DIO: WRYYYYYYYYYYY Y U DO DAT!??!?

Funny Valentine: DIO was my friend Amaris I can pull things out of dimensions so that was useless..

Alastor if she kills me kill her plz? I fought she will tho.

Haha that was the beginning!

*DIo stops time and throws 193835262 knives in every direction hitting Amaris 8163 times in the chest* MUDA MUDA MUda MUDA MUDA! None can stand the power of The World! *time resumes*

*whispers back* I’m almost as powerful as Alastor if anything happens to me he’ll come destroy your sister...

? Excuse me I am immortal no one can kill me I just come back to life!

Same)

Oh you can teleport? Well let’s see are u able to teleport in stopped time? Guess not but anyway I am more powerful than any of you! Except Alastor...

... *stops time and takes away phone* back in our day we didn’t have electricity sooo.. *time resumes*