So when are you gonna yeet the bouquet?

*Bianca, instead of getting up, just stays on the ground and wallows in her faliure.*

*Bianca trys to run up to the alter, but trips on a plastic lime.*

*Suddenly, death by glamour *

Yay!!! Haha. *Bianca now realizes that she when to the wrong room. She just invited herself...*

*At this moment, you notice about an inch of water has piled up from the tears... Gross.*

*Suddenly, a piano. Nobody seems to have placed it there, its just sort of... There. Its not even really in the way of anything, it's sitting neatly across the room. Weird.*

*Bianca reachs into her bag and realizes that there are no fruits left. She is content. She sits down on the floor, which is now covered in tropical fruit, and watches the wedding *

*Bianca frowns* Listen, I accidentally bought six hundred of these on ebay, I need somewhere to put 'em

*Bianca walks over to CreamyFox and places a foam orange in their hands* Shhhhhhh

*Bianca happily continues this process. Its getting kind of annoying...*

*Bianca ran out of room on the table. She is now decorating the guests with assorted foam fruits*

*Bianca was about to place a fake banana on the table, when she looked at it, and bit it in the middle. She swallows.*

*Bianca continued until the gift table was piled with fake fruits, some of them falling all over the floor*

*Bianca reached into her purse and pulled out a fake apple. She also placed it on the gift table*

*Bianca took a decorative fake lemon and placed it on the gift table*

*Shed spot the child* GASP! YOUNGLING! :DDDD!

Bianca: I'm not crying I JUST HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE
Percy: And what was that?
B: TEEEEAAAARS

*starts crying* Why is everybody so saaaaaad? STAP CRYING *sobbs*

*Bianca stands in the middle of the aisle like a jerk* Where are the chairs? D: