Alright, let's start with basics: how did you become human?

HOW DO U EAT THAT WITHOUT SPITING IT OUT?!?!

Dare*

I draw you to..... EAT A ROTTEN TOMATO -dun dun DDUUNNN!!-

:3 yey

But, IMMA MAGICAL PONY FLYIN THROUGH THE SKY!! YOU CANT KILL ME CUZ REASONS!!!!

Yeah

ME >:3

You're welcome! ;33

But I am cow.

Awww...... Sho cute 0 3 0

WHY CANT I HAVE ICE CCRREEEAAAAMMMM?!?!?

I know I'm ugly but WWWWHHHHYYYY

OH kewl

T3T BUT WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYY

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Ok! Wht do you think of tomatoes?

Very!!

You're welcome and sure

Cool