Ranger: dude the guys still in the car he fucking peed his pants
Sam: *asleep*

Totally Harper not sus

Ranger: hm- haha *bites the brick and it crumbles*
Sam: *sleepy baby*

((WOAH 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️
((I totally didn't tell you I was posting this on discord 👁👁
((Deja vu

Ranger: I could do what you did with just my pinky finger
Sam: *yawn*

Ranger: damn- bet the ladies like that
Amarylis: ^^

Ranger: BESIDES I'M PROBABLY STRONGER
Amarylis: yay
Sam: *bops George's nose*

Ranger: YOUR JUST TALL
Amarylis: well I couldn't get a baby sitter- also he's cute

AH SORRY I DISAPPEARED))

WOAH
They're swag

Ranger: IM NOT
Amarylis: taaa daaahh *pulls out sam*
Sam: *just being a 2 year old*

Amarylis: well I know what'll make you feel better
Ranger: stop LoOkIng DoWn oN Me

Amarylis: how are You?
Ranger: *6'7* *flexing idiot*

Amarylis: George! Hi!
Ranger: your tall *walks to anzu*

Amarylis: *imma make her have her kid cause I can*
Ranger: *waves at anzu*
((Sobs in ranger being a himbo

Amarylis and Ranger: *being cool dudes and dudettes*

This is where I come in with giving her best friends))

Jasper: *knocks*

Kk))

My mom accidentally gave him a "look" and he fucking lost it