Where I live has the worst crime like yesterday there was a police car blasting it's siren next to somebody's car and a year ago when I stayed at my grandparents house police cars and helicopters where surrounding the neighborhood then the next day we found out that a murderous criminal escaped into the forest next to there house but the police apprehended them
I need to have a fucking stick with me to be safe when I go for a walk

Ud sans: *jumps infront of you* I'll buy you Some time bluebottoms

Ud sans: cmonnnnn I wanna STAB someone

Ud sans: *grabs a knife and looks at blueberry* is there anyway I could help?

Ud sans: *puts the skull away(

If it hurts to eat
💫stop eating💫

Ud sans: *looks at gaster* DAMN MY DAD IS UGLY IN EVERY AU ISN'T HE

Ud sans: *puppetering papyrus skull to say this- Also the skull still has some blood on it* "draMa"

BETTER 🎂😍😱🎶👁❤💫👁🎶🌭🎶👁

Ud sans: *he was holding papyrus's skull his hand through the kneck hole and he pupeteered him like a puppet his mouth bones cracking a bit because he's not meant to move like that* "hello"

Ud sans: NOW OPEN

Ud sans: ok close your eyes

Ud sans: heyyy you nerds wanna meet my papyrus?

Ud sans: your taller then my au papyrus yknow *looks him up and down smiling like an asshole* incredibly taller- yknow I have him here with me

Ud sans: nahhh I''ll keep doing
Ud frisk: *looks at papyrus*

Ud sans: *jumps up and drops his knife* HOLY ASGORE

Ud sans: *humming* man this is boring- we need another party animal in hereeee

Ud sans: *playing with knife* it smells like mustard and unwashed orange sweaters

Ud sans: *rolls his eyes*
Ud frisk: *....

Ud sans: damn buy some then *laughs*