Me: Let her be! Just take the backpack!

Guard #1: *slaps the back of my head* No. No jokes

Me: She has to make SOME sudden movements!

ME: Then how will she get out??

(sure why not!)

Me: Says the one who guards a facility with creatures that aren't supposed to exist

Guard #1: That isn't possible

Me: DON'T BURN IT!!

Me: *gets up* THERES A LITTLE HUMAN IN THE BACKPACK!! SHAKE IT AND SHE MIGHT COME OUT!!

Guard #1: *returns from putting 049 away* I'll take the girl

Me: *mind* damn it

Me: *passes out from holding breath*

(He'll be like "REEEEEEE" XD

Guard #1: Looks like only the scps are alive. Let's take them in * makes 049 start walking*

Me: *plays dead*

Me: How DID you get here?? How did I get here???

049: Well of course not cause I can't heal you now that the little germ in the backpack shot my foot!

Me: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!! *starts running to the room*

049: *runs toward me and grabs my arm* You seem sick! Let me heal you!

(goodness this is killing me XD)