049-j: Oh right! Yes, I have another just for the pestilence yes!
*as he says this he pulls a different shoe out of nowhere*

049-j: Yes, because I am the cure yes!

*as he speaks, he holds up the shoe to show that the shoe is his "medicine"*

049-j: But I have the cur-I am the cure

049-j: I am a doctor

(*WHEEZE*)
(Okay Imma steal him back now-)

(My second favorite is 049-j cause it's so stupid XD)

(Lol)

(But-but I was 049-j ;-;)

(Shy guy! :D He's scary-)

Me:*still muffled* Shhhhh-crap

(What's your favorite scp? Mine's an inside joke(forgot the number-))

Me:*muffled* Can you drag the backpack out of this room please-?

(But I'm in my backpack-)

(*WHEEZE*)

*I throw my backpack on the ground and jump in like it's a pocket dimension, zipping it before he can reach it*

(Oh my gosh this is the best roleplay ever-)

Me: I DON'T EVEN HAVE A COLD!!!

Me: I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO BE A GOOD IDEA-

*049-j turns and looks at me*
She has the pestilence, yes yes! I can smell it! The pestilence-
*runs at me with shoe*