Fantaman : I love u
( https://pasteboard.co/ZkKdiaKhoZKY.jpg what a coincidence , u should listen to the contortionist , its one of my favourites out of the whole portals album )

Fantaman : let's just stop talking so much * kisses orangey for a long period of time *
( I have the contortionist stuck in my head ;
TWISTED ALL MY LIMBS FOR U TWO OF THEM IN KNOTS AND TWO OF THEM IN LOOPS RIBBONS TIED AROUND LIKE A NOOSE WONDER IF ILL EVER GET IT LOOSE I DONT WANNA BRUISE FOR U HOLDING BACK MT WORDS UNTIL MY FACE IS BLUE I DONT REALLY CARE ABOUT UR CREW U CAN TELL EM WHAT U WANTED TO BONES ARE CRUSHING BONES ARE CRUSHING ( PUSHIN ME ) BODIES TOUCHING BODIES TOUCHING (LOVIN ME ) BLOOD IS PUMPING BOOD IS PUMPING ( FUCKIN ME ) BONES ARE CRUSHING BONES ARE CRUSHING ( CRUSHIN ME ) BODIES TOUCHING BODIES TOUCHING ( TOUCHIN ME ) OH AH I AM DONE I AM DONE DONE DOIN BACK BENDS I BREAK AND I SNAP ITS NO FUN NO FUN PUSHED MYSELF INTO A BOX WHILE U HELD OUT A GUN IM DONE WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA IM DONE IM DONE WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA )

Fantaman : oh well , unleast it's things up around here
( I chewed on something I won't ment to bc I like chewing in things and I prodded the button on accident bc on my tourrettes and my tounge bled abit but stopped bleeding)

Fantaman : * takes orangeys shirt off * u looked a little sweaty there man

Fantaman : * also continues to kiss orangey *
( I think he's gonna eat mable and Dipper)

Fantaman : anyway , let's continue
( https://pasteboard.co/XgzedFpuQfBZ.jpg I think Stan eats kids )

Fantaman : let's hope the neighbours didn't hear tho , or they would be knocking on the door complaining about the racket , but if they do I'll sort them out

Fantaman : * puts finger over oranges mouth * don't be too loud or the neighbours will hear and that would be embarrassing if they knew what were going on
( bro , I went to go fill up the ice making thing and when I went to the freezer to put it in there was a cat hair in it , it could be suzies or poppy's but could also be Freddies bc he has black stripe but it could be ices aswell bc he's a stray cat who my nans thinking about adopting )

Fantaman : * takes off shirt and continues kissing orangey *

Fantaman : * still kissing orangey * mmm

Fantaman : * kisses orangey for a long period of time *

Fantaman : don't worry , I remembered atleast *kisses orangey *

Fantaman : now where we're we?

Fantaman : so , now shoo , I have a broom

Fantaman : well it was nothing
( Omg there's this guy called blendin or something in gravity falls and he sounded abit like morty from Rick and morty and I just looked and they have the same voice actor 🤩 season 6 of Rick and morty came out a few days ago btw , I finished watching it yesterday )

Fantaman : what are u even doing here

Fantaman : AAAA WHO THE FUCK ARE U

Fantaman : * kisses orangey *

Fantaman : now do u get what I mean

Fantaman : I won't trying to be mean * lays on top of orangey *