Xy : shadow u don't need to know and hacker I'm sure I have hinted u earlier and u put me off

Xy : shadow I told u not to follow me but its not really like nothing interesting is gonna happen anymore anyway

Xy : wow , amazing
( I'm also currently making fun of a woman's voice in what's eating Gilbert grape bc she sounds emo )

Xy : my crestors eating right now , that's a fun fact
( https://pasteboard.co/pu9Gnb17VLel.jpg some evidence)

Xy : blame my creator for being british
( Omg I'm gonna cry , in English we where reading blood brothers , but the thing is the book can be abit rude and it swears alot and my English teacher was reading it and calls I can hear is him chanting tits really loud lmao 😭😭😭😭 )

Xy : wtf is that

I'm at the park and I'm bouncing up and down on ball- I mean this thing at the park

I swear every time u come back after a nap ur notifications are just filled with me and deleted comments from me bc the first one always dissappear if it goes past 5
Expecially bc I comment every few seconds if something interesting happened in my life , then when ur back u never reply to them and idk if u even read them lmao

https://pasteboard.co/pbM1W5JE3pWU.jpg this song reminds me of my old era
BTW I put ear instead of era so I said , wow I think I'm Vincent van gogh , cut my old ear off and replaced it 😭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

Xy : now im bored

Xy : ur putting me off more with ur whining
( wow )

Xy : get over it
( How 😭 )

Xy : were gonna do something in the bedroom with u but u put me off now
( hehehehehehehhe )

Xy : u put me off now
( ur built like my friends dildo she has in her room )

Xy : oh well 🤭
( ur built like my pencil case 👹👹👹👹👹👹 )

Xy : ye , get that brain working
( nour it's not funny , I'm calling 999 on u , u cheeky little racoon 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 )

Whoopsy daisy's 🤪💅

U there

Xy : I tped to u
( my nose was itchy but I forgot where my nose was so I poked myself in the eye instead 😭 )

Xy : don't follow * tps to hacker * took u long enough to get home