Sixaxis: of course I remember you, i remember lots of things

Sixaxis: like the time i ate solario

Sixaxis: no im your father

of course im sixaxis

been retired for like 3 years now

Sixaxis: *turns around*

Sixaxis: that seemed unnecessary but ok *eats an onion ring from the comically large bag*

Sixaxis: why did the guy next to me turn into a pile of sludge… eh, probably nothing

Sixaxis: i sense a disturbance in the force… something sinister’s cookin up in here, and it’s not a burger…

Sixaxis: fine, but you still owe me that chicken sandwich

*walks in the burger king*

hey can I get 29 burgers and uhh 15 pounds of onion rings

Sixaxis: woah there pal lets be rational, I may be the literal president of a thriving nation in africa with money flowing out of my pockets but that seems excessive

Sixaxis: what u want?

Sixaxis: what about it, it’s been like 3 years.

*gets in a pickup truck*

we’re going to burger king my guy

“are we deadass”

yeah some guy who looks like a cheeto rules it

Sixaxis: if you ever been on earth before you probably see people holding clear plastic cups with a fizzy liquid that ranges from orange, brown and clear

the clear fizzy liquid is commonly consumed, mostly in a large area on earth known as “the United States of America”

real

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Sixaxis: it’s really not

not this time

with the power of NordVPN

Sixaxis: mcdonalds because it’s spicier there

Sixaxis: probably enough to melt a hole throughout the earth

i don’t even know how it’s able to be contained in a flimsy plastic cup

Sixaxis: do you even know how f*cking acidic a singular drop of mcdonald’s sprite is

Sixaxis: buddy, your main weakness is mcdonald’s sprite