Blue guy: Luke, I am your-
*punch*
Blue guy: FATHER
Red guy: *shocked*

try 4

what

no

AGHHHH

dw my twin let me put you into this new sleep phonk

a mental disorder

oh that’s my friend gurt

i guess it’s aight

although i have a bad feeling it’s gonna bite me in the ass one day

he told me it was just a giant nacho cheese dorito with a magic wand and a top hat

real

my friend had a nightmare where there was a dorito wizard that killed his dog

the viber is so valid

no way is that the current president of the United States of America

PLEG

obama

“i’m tired of this grandpa” ahh lookin 🤑🤑

I been in the hills

me and simon lover aj are still at the adoption center 🥀🥀

yeah