it wasn’t me I swear pls don’t turn me into a marketable plushie

no

i AM your copypasta

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wow!

that was a statement not a question 🥓

the ndiwow ship is canon

wow!

im gonna send wow to your house

yeah that’s me

“only 3:30” go tf to bed vro im gonna buy a ticket to the uk and find where you are so i can throw a pillow and blanket at you with a mug of hot chocolate on the side

zesty

omg how tf did you get a photo of me and capture my tableness so wonderfully

they still alive man

im a table

hrllo

thefishercat isn’t damned bro

thefishercat

fk no it’s gonna be ww3 in there

RJ’s response to doc1810: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RJfFbV4n1b3btEOf18tzo3ClIkbdLnTXCa2A1-jwmiU/edit?usp=drivesdk

Our response to RJ: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ObDhW-va9H5SA-ftWrKoKu6nf5Tzrp7jXX3lnnrI8Kw/edit?usp=drivesdk

RJ’s 2nd response: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jY52ZvTlKg7_6t1jUQxNFBxfVrT-ng5DLMiztT67Vww/edit?usp=drivesdk

Our final doc and repsonse to rj; https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HV7f4IRaPh4KOYxtRYEUh8EfqlB5L9xC_hDRiHN3IYY/edit?usp=drivesdk

ok I’m getting them rn