K: *makes pancakes*

K: yea

K: a plate
Its fine though
I picked it up

K: pancakes :p

K: / \

K: o-ok

K: *doesnt know what to do*
Q//Q

K: ive lost my tits and now ive got a dick
And i dont know why
T T

K: i dont know
ive got a fucking penis q-q

K: *tries to get all the shattered pieces*

K: *notices shes a male and drops her plate*
**it breaks onto the floor*

K: *she gets up to make some food*

K: *shrugs and snuggles*

K: hmm
Something doesnt feel right

K: *wakes up and stretches*

K: *snoring still *

K: *a boi now lol*
Zzz…

K: *snores*

K: zz…

(The next day)
K: *still asleep but shes a boi now*