Purple ඞ
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Lil white: hearing the word loop made my heart stop beating, pls mom :(
Purple: WHY DON'T HE JUST ACCEPT ME WITH THE HEADBAND!!?? HE'S STUBBORN!!
Purple: well.. I do feel compl-
Limey:*visor turns red* hmm?
Purple: nvm.
Evil purple: for real.
Purple: I did..?
Lil white: yes you did mom.
Purple: u too son..? U also agree with them..?
Lil white: ..
Purple: if YOU accept me with the headband, we won't be stuck in this loop forever.
Evil purple: BUT THEN U WON'T SUFFER LIKE I SUFFERED!
Purple: did u even suffered?
Evil purple: did u forgot that I have feelings too??
Purple: ....
Lil white: Will u accept to stay hatless and give me the time I deserve?
Purple: of course..when I make a new the headband-
Lil white: well nothing changed. Even if u make a new one, u and HB will fight again so no time for me.
Limey: u don't deserve parenting this poor kid
Purple: :(
Purple: I'm special and unique with it. I don't want to be hatless forever. I don't to be a normal bean fo-
Evil purple: congratulations! U've officially admitted that u're not normal and u f****** crazy about that headband!
Limey: for real, stop being dramatic
Purple: I'm dramatic..?
Purple:*cries* NOOO I DON'T WANT TO FEEL-
Limey: bla bla bla, what's wrong in being hatless forever?
Lil white: yea mom it's just a hat!
Purple: it's not just a hat. I feel beautiful with it. I feel fresh and new with it. I feel completed with it. I was meant to wear the h e a d b a n d.
Purple: a week. Then-
Limey: U AIN'T MAKING ANY NEW HEADBANDS! ENOUGH!