al
soooo
the duke bought some sus stuff to use on the warlock after they dropped off papy
he hid it in their room
the warlock reacted like: ._. honey-
w h y-
oh btw gtg ;v;

warlock: i... (face becomes blue from embarrasment) forgot how to telaport-

warlock: yup let's go
papy: YAY

warlock: a kiss .w.

warlock: sans watch the kids
me and your father are taking papyrus
(he wispers in your ear) i'm expecting something from you afterwards~

warlock: honey, he's a mage-
i'm not

chara and sans: ._.
warlock: we gotta take him to ralsei
can you do that- pls-

papy: (lil sneeze)
(he shots a ball of fire magic)
warlock: WHAT IN THE SEVEN REALMS- (water spell to put it out) HOW THE- (shocked expression)
HE JUST-

papy: but papa-
i ' m
a d o p t e d

warlock: T-T he came from a skeleton, hon-

papy: PAPA (tugs duke's sleeve)
where do babies come from

oki
btw baby's name is chaud UvU

duke: say papa
chaud: mama
duke: pa pa
chaud: mama
duke: papa.
chaud: mama.
duke: (sigh)
where did you hear that from, young man
chaud: PAPA >:D

hey al
i'm a very busy woman now
but i'll always find a way to communicate with my fren

OH and
i want art either containing staard or duke x warlock .w.

btw
duke gave birth to a tiny version of himself .w.

al

i found a way to earn money
i got a smol job at a card/mha store
and they saw my art and wanted me to help them with the biz
imma sell art now
fan art

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

e

b r u h
then he's not gonna live long
he's 35 according to [REDACTED]-
so if he was 35 in kaard years
but 27 in human
he gonna die of having a short life ._.

it will be now bc i have an acc there now >:>
but i won't use it much -_-
also outer and comet are not dead anymore
rouxls was shocked that his older stepson, outer, was 3 years younger than him (outer's 32. he's sans from another au, remember)
so stars had to explain that he's actually 67, but has a 35 year old body bc of his kraken half

al

so spamton left rouxls bc he found out roulxs was married
oh and rouxls found out that spamton only has
*ehem*
because he has a part of gaster in him
ALL THE GASTER FOLLOWERS DO, DUH

oh and stars has gotten a bit mean toward rouxls bc he caught him begging spam to stay with him
even tho he repetadly said
"[nope]! once i found out you were weeded, nope

last night rouxls forgot to feed his husband-

stars had to settle for something else (insert lenny face emoji bc im lazy)

rouxls is covered in more bandages bc stars basically chewed him up

stars: (goes back to normal, still furious) (he somehow pulls his cape from nowere, puts it on to hide his shredded clothes, activates the saber, pins you to a crate, and shoves the saber into the wall next to you) (he's intimadating, but you sense he won't hurt you)
(he's strong)
(you remember he's a pro fighter, so duh)
if you want to keep me, act like it
(his tentacles smash a nearby pot to show he means buisness)
spamton already has someone too, so unless you want TWO people after your head
be more serious about marrige
(he pins you harder, the heat of the plasma blade finally blazing on the side of your face)

(he's going down the alleyway where spamton and mike live)
(gaster forced them to live together bc "all gaster followers have to have a brotherly connection")
(your eyes widen when you see stars)
(you read in his books about krakens)
(he almost matches the description of a kraken in hunting mode)
(the back of his sweater is shredded due to spines along his spine)
(his fingers are long and sharp, making it hard to hold the saber)
(his spine seems longer too, along with his limbs)
(and his face is...)
(no...)
(he's showing more of his "gaster side"-)
(a phycotic, sharptoothed grin is spread across his distorted face, and all color is gone from all four eyes)
(and he's bleeding from the markings you now realize are scars)