(al, u done doing stuff-)

(AL OMG CAGNEY'S GONNA BE IN SEASON 3)

ooh happy bday

lol ik

(rouxls comes back, to see jewell and the duke curled up in the corner while stars, alaster, and taffy kick the shet out of...)
(l u s t e r)
(you wanna play as him or do i have to do it)
(btw luster's crying bc 1: he wasn't allowed to do the two beautiful smurfs, and 2: HE'S GETTING BEAT UP)

btw they call him mysteryman here

gaster: (ghosty void form) such foul language!
your highness- oh wait you can't see me-
but you sure as hell can hear me
he's guilty as charged!
(everyone in the room mutters)
(kris, jevil, mike and spam are the only ones who can see him flip rouxls off)
(they chuckle, however rouxls is confused why)
gaster: .v. he needs a week of re-virgining and a day in prison
(he throws an egg at rouxls) and salmonilla (idk how to spell)

stars: (INSIDE the couch)
(rouxls is about to sit)
(he jumps out and tackles him) BOO

(drawing the warlock getting stuffed bc he got carried away with his husband's cooking)
hm?
oh-
HMMMMM
silly how

yes

sorry
i've had that gross kink since i was 5-

it is 0v0'''

(me doing math to see how much food will make taffy's shirt not fit anymore)
DON'T MIND THE PAPER!

taffy's sick

irl
my sister put lemon in milk-

hey keara
al's still on despite not posting-

hey al-

stars: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!
I'M SORRY!
warlock: imma get a coffeh-

taffy: (face still pink)
stars: BAHAHAHAHA *wheeze* AHAHAHAHA
ROUXLS! STOP! AHAHA! I CAN'T BREATHE!!

taffy: (face suddenly turns bright pink) ah!-
yes that's fine-
stars: yeah
says the one who's thighs get too thicc sometimes *snorts*
(the warlock comes in, covered in someone else's blood)
(the duke is pale with horror, bc he watched his husband rip throats out of people trying to kill papy and chaud)

(I didn't sleep last night bc i've developed insomnia)
taffy: ugh- (he's a pale green color)
stars: honey, you'll end up like how taffy's feeling rn if you don't stop eating like that-
taffy: my stomach huuuuuurtssss ;^;

taffy: (curled up on the couch, groaning)
i may have tried to *hf* get rid of the extras from last night-
oooooooooowww-
stars: T_T dummy, now you gave yourself a major stomachache
taffy: i think i might've gained some weight too-
stars: probably only a pound or two, so relax-

evil witch in disguise: hello little one, want some peanut brittle?
papy: sorry, daddy said not to take stuff from strangers without his premission
besides
i'm allergic to peanuts-
warlock: (proud dad)
evil witch: (gives the warlock a death stare)
warlock: (wearing thick leather gloves while holding a silver dagger) run, bitch .v.
evil witch: SFDGHJVGCGFHJ,NMNVBHGJNBAAAAAAAAAAAAH (runs away)

warlock: HONEY MY CANDLES DID SOMETHING 0~0'''
it only affected my stomach a little bit but-
I'M STILL FREAKED OUT-

(rn stars, taffy, alaster, and their beloveds are sharing the same house lol)
(also the candles only seem to affect him-)