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can kyle want eg back
even tho he never had him-
plez is funny

gaster: heh

both the gasters: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
eg: WAIT CAN YOU MAKE MR ANNOYING HOT
gaster: (sets him on fire)
(they almost die from laugh overload)

eg: heheh can you corrupt his phone-
gaster: can i?
(the phone makes a horrible distorted screeching)

eg: >:(
gaster: >:(
(epic!papyrus is straight LMAO)
gaster: can you steal x-ass's fancy button?
eg: oh, hon
you know i'd die if i went NEAR that button

eg: wanna talk gay cry?
most papyruses after you hit -
gaster: n o (he regains his signature grin)
do not mention harming him-
eg: nevermind-

gaster: .-. (his blank voidy face says it all)
n o
eg: wings calm down before you ruin his face and he cries about it

gaster: i'm short an egg-
(he has no arms... AND HE HAS SKIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)
(he's void from rn btw)
eg: WELL THAS NOT MY FAULT- here (takes an egg from his hat) BUT SERIOUSLY-
IT'S NOT

eg: ok hold on
(he warps away then comes back)
he accepted the eggs and 50 bucks
and she accepted the 50 bucks

eg: good. gimme 75 bucks
and a carton of eggs
wings loves eggs
litterally he's OBSESSED with eggs-
i call him "doctor eggman" sometimes bc of it-
(heheh has kyle guessed who "wings" is?)

eg: >8(
(he slaps you)

(i kinds want kk to continue flirting with eg bc is funny)

eg: i need to afford b i l l s
and i gotta pay off wings-
he's pissed i exploded his lab by accident-

eg: no
i gotta stay here
(he curls up on his bed)
ooooooor someone from my world will kill me
she'll figure i left the omega timeline to escape her, so i have her off my tail
i owe her 25 bucks-

(hm yes they can be frens)
eg: i need a nap-
(heheh he sleeps with an xgaster bodypillow as a joke-
AND THE JOKE WORKS >:>
the point of the joke is to get xgaster to hate him even more, lol)
(EG loves pissing him off)

(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)

eg: (runs for it)
(EHEHEHEH I JUST SAW A PIC OF EG BY YUGO HIMSELF)
(IT WAS HOT)

eg: no
i have to get out of here before yugogeer finds me and forces me to take my shirt off
(yugogeer created epic!tale. he often draws his hot creation without a shirt)

eg: i't because of the 6-incher, isn't it?
you know
most men have 5-6 inches, rigth T-T

(last time i had "a cold", it was actually a really bad case of covid T-T)
eg: T-T go away
(EG IS A 6-INCHER, KYLE)
(LET THE MAN ENJOY HIS WINE ANYWAYYYYYYY)

(HMMMMMMMM)
eg: *groan* just go away i already said no-

(AAAAAAAAAAAAH)
(NOOOOOOOOOO)
(i have it QvQ)
(luckily i'm an a-sympomatic person-)
eg: (buying wine bc kyle keeps following him, and it's stressing him out)
(he needs it now)