gaster: (snaps from drunk as he sees a car speeding towards him)
GYAH- (he leaps out of the way)
(since rools fell with him, he's in the road too)
(SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH- BAM)
(gaster turns around with that face todoroki's mom had before she burned him)

gaster: .-.
(he leaps away, but lads on your face)
(you trip-)

gaster: no! (he pushes you away)
i'm fine-

(KILL HIM)
(YOU WANTED TO-)
gaster: no-

gaster:
(his ridonkulously long legs wobble a bit and his face drips)
nO i'M fInE-
(al... nows ur chance)

(no i mean)
(CARS)
gaster: dammit- (he stumbles out of his chair and pays his tab)
rouxls- stay out of the street-
dammit my *hic* telaportation is out of wack-
bloody hell-

gaster: *snaps*
(rouxls is a cat boi now)
(he's next to grillby's rn, and he's wearing the hottest tux in ebbot)
(HMM THE STREETS ARE BUSY-)

gaster: no, i- *hic*
i'm on drink break right now-
*hic*
jeeze i had too much wine-
*hic*
i won't be able to get home in one piece-

gaster: i've had a rough day-
papyrus: oh no-
sans: what happened, g?
gaster: a lot
i'm getting old-
i need to get a drink-
papyrus: NOT AT GRILLBY'S
gaster: yup i'm going there now-
boys, want anything?
sans: KETCHUP
papyrus: not to have a drunk dad-
(yeah he gets drunk)

(gives you minecraft steve)
(WHEEZE)

well

les just say
someone got "too close" to him .-.
he didn't like it

hey al

m i k e

.v.

wait
but steve don have a m a t i n g s e a s o n

YOU WANTED IT 0-0

anywayyyy
does wb work-

if you were a bug
i would stare at you for hours
then pick you up and show my mom

I'M SORRY
I'VE STOPPED (but i can't stop stuffing men-)
but seriously
do you want to play as mtt
or do i need to find another sassy gay guy-

no
the poor guy suffers from that

so
cinder-
she's blue
AND HAS THE IDEAL BODY
JBHVGHBJVBVG HOW CAN SHE BE THAT PEFECT
no i don't simp her, i'm straight

ANYWAY CAN WE HAVE AN RP INVOLVING GASTER'S HOME WORLD-
and can mtt fit the bill for u-

0v0 no

AND AL
GRILLBY IS A FATHER AND A HUSBAND-
tbh his wife is pretty
I ENVY HER BEAUTY

well she died tho-
she fell into a river

;v;

anyway
so what are your opinions on grillby-

WHAT
b-but-
;v; he's already ded
al why-

HMM YES ADORABLE
(higs him)
he has a wife, i've decided it
and he's happy now

.3. does jewell like extra chonk or no-