stars: stahp-

gaster: GIVE THOSE BACK
(he runs after you, but it's making his headache worse. into a migrane-)
(he grabs you with a huge magic hand)
(he coughs up a bit of blood)

stars: i know-

(meanwhile in UT)
(DAMMIT DOING THIS IS KINDA STRESSFUL)
(the f*kin icecream man is in my neighborhood- the jingle scares tf out of me-)
gaster: give those back... and we can resolve this peacefully-
(he feels a sharp stab of pain in his head, making the headache worse)
g-give those back.- now-
gh-

stars: (hugs rools)

(meanwhile in UT)
gaster: dammit- another headache-
i'll be right back i gotta take some pills-

(he rummages through some bottles, until he finds a "soul stabilization pills" bottle)
there
this should do i-
WHO EMPTIED THE BOTTLE-
(quelle, a human, has all the pills in a bag)
i could've sworn i killed you-
...
you know my weakness...

don't you-

stars: Q-Q
(i'm about to post a post)
(it explains what happens when gaster doesn't handle his... "migranes")
(he learned the hard way when he was in his 40s)

stars: you don't like women-

stars: ;v; rouxls- don't divorce me-

stars: Q-Q
warlock: dude, stop eating like that-

stars: but he doesn't want a girl-
warlock: you're still a man
but you have breasts and hips now-
stars: I'M FEMALE RN SO I AM A GIRL
warlock: you still have a masculine voice-
stars: DOES THAT REALLY MATTER QnQ

stars: my husband won't love me anymoooore QnQ
warlock: don't be silly-

stars: if i cpme out, my husband will divorce me-
warlock: no he won't get out of the blanket
stars: (very feminine body) he doesn't like girls Q-Q
warlock: =-=

(sorry i wasn't on- and i gotta go to bed-)
enderking: i actually don't care anymore-

EnderKing: nOpE

EnderKing: fine. you can take care of the princess.
hands off my wife though.
(a pretty half-enderdragon woman walks in with a cute baby. the baby looks human, but has grey skin)

EnderKing: 0-0 ...
get out of my castle.
n o w.

EnderKing: yes. but that's the past. (he growls something to the guards. they drop him)
i have a queen now, so that doesn't matter.
(i have a little asriel helping me with homework >w< SO CUTE)

EnderKing: nevermind that
get it out (dissmissive gesture)
(endermen royal gaurds grab gummy, preparing to yeet him out)

Ender king: (he wears one of those kingie cape things now. but it has no fur on it and is black.) what's this... thing doing im my castle?
(BTW HE'S TALL ENOUGH TO BE A HALLOWEEN DECORATION)
(and he's reffering to gummy)
royal guard: (insert enerman speech)

n o

KONICHIWA

gaster: another peaceful day at the lab UvU
(cat monster rouxls crashes in) UUUUUUUUUUUGH NEVERMID. THE DAY'S RUINED-