(i can. as long as it's not realistic)
the news: someone bombed the market. one hundered and one people died
there's bodies and dust everywhere. the end.

(it's one of the few scenes from dhmis that i watched)
(i don't really watch it bc of how much gore is in it. it makes me feel my bone marrow 0v0''')
taffy: stars went to the market

the market exploded
(stars is still alive. unlike a lot of people there-)

swatch: .-.
spice taffy: he's still annoying

(please be warned, we WILL have an accident. that's a promise.)

(butler supremeth)
spice taffy: that rouxls guy's annoying
swatch: yes he is.

(dhmis can be funny. take out some of the gore and innapropriate jokes and it's FUNNY)

spice taffy: i'm just the spicy version of your husband. bye
taffy: he's basically my brother
but he's not

spice taffy: ._. (trying not to take intrest in jewell bc she's married)
i'm going to visit the color cafe-
(he puts some of ✨le taffeh✨ on is face, making a mask)
(the mask disquises him as a cinnomon colored kaard with short hair)
(he smells nice too)
(like spices)

spice taffy: (flicks rouxls) stop staring pervert
(he wraps diomonde in tighter bonds)
geeze your bonds are weak, taf
taffy: Q-Q but they're not!
(insert jewell)

spice taffy: hah look at this moron-
(he looks like taffy, but he has dark circles under his eyes, he's as buff as EG, and hsi clothes are darker in color than taffy's clothes. also his coat has a tail that is ripped at the bottom to look e d g y)
(AU: candyfell)

taffy: (wraps her in taffy ropes)
there, better?

taffy: was goin on here-

gaster: (fades into the backround with a weird jingle sound)
(THAT'S HOW HE TELAPORTS, FOLKS B>)

gaster: i shut that place down ten years ago- ._.
don't ask how if i was dead-

gaster: oh
by the way
do you know where to get replacement car parts?
my son's car broke-

gaster: LEMME DO IT =)
wait
exuse my behavior
i am so sorry-
your mum has been ruining my life and it's drinving me litterally crazy

gaster: (dodges everything like a pro) PFFFFFFFFFFFFF
my grandmother can fight better than that
AND SHE'S DEAD XD
(he long leggie kicks her)

can't. school.

gaster: go ahead and try me
(he takes you into alley)
you're useless
so go ahead
try me
(dimond... don't do it)
(he makes rouxls look like a wimp when he's at full power-)

(clyve gets an order, pays and leaves)
gaster: (forms) why are you always such a karen? T_T
geeze, i come here to escape a haunted anime doll who simps for me, and this is what i find?

clyve: Q-Q
(black goo appears in the corner)
(a hand smacks over dimonde's mouth)
gaster: shut up =-=

(a darkner in nothing but a hoodie walks in)
(he appears to be a villan from a goojitsu ripoff, but he seems pretty sweet)
(btw this is at a restaunt rools apparently works at)
clyve: uum
hello-

(he gets rudely interupted by diomonde) T_T