gaster: *shooketh* how did you use telakenisis-

gaster: you look like a fool T_T

stars: 💀

stars: 💀

gaster: T_T

gaster: add a nose and i look like how i did then

bitch
(insert a bunch of people going "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!")

(they look almost, ALMOST, the same)
gaster: ...

wait didn't you say i was hot when i was in my 40s-

gaster: he's me . V . (well, he's a different person, but he's the gaster of his AU)

gaster: . v .

gaster: (turns head backwards)
(eWwW creepy)
(he turns it back) what ass-
(are you gonna post it .w. *looks over shoulder*)

gaster: if you kill me, i'll get worse

gaster: or he won't

i truly am a man of mystery .w.

gaster: he might die tho

gaster: he'll be fine.

gaster: hypersexuality disorder
(he slaps you) cured
(it wOrKeD)

gaster: just calm down and stop cheating

(i made you and me as dnd characters)
(we do a bunch of random crap, including fistbump BD)

gaster: stop cheating on your husband, or your dads won't take away the next thing you love
stars will
and it'll be his own life
wich will be (OH NO, GASTER PLEASE)
very
very
unfortunate

gaster: i'm not medically trained
but i diagnose you with g a y

gaster: just put ice on it
he's half skeleton

he would really be in trouble if he overused his powers
that's how i lost my eye

(THE ICE WILL ONLY WORK IF YOU POST A DRAWING OF KR FLIRTING WITH SWAP ON AM >:3)

gaster: he's not dead