swap: i didn't mean moan it in my ear cavity-

swap: eH-
jeeze i- uhh
never had someone do that to me once-
(flustered)

swap: aww
you gave me a kiss UvU
btw
can you please call me by name-
WD gaster. but i prefer gaster.
(not by swap, because he doesn't want to seem weird to someone who's never heard of an au)

swap: mhm
(he's standing under missletoe)

swap: merry crimis
.w.

im a woman -n-

*scoff*
merune is not sexulized
neither does she wear a ton of makeup or drink buckstars

HEY-

nope, just want romance .3.

in one of my AUs, gaster's in love with the river person

and the river person's a woman

kr. not understanding true love, married swap without knowing his name

or even knowing how to marry
he calls swap "river boy" tho-

gn

taffy: guys-
i'm serious
my wife's in the hospital
she was attacked by bendy
echo: (wide-eyed) BY WHO?!
taffy: T-T me and my wife went to a tour to a studio, and everyone died but me and my wife
i got banged up a bit, but she almost died

echo: Q-Q i'm fat
taffy: (appears out of nowhere, missing his coat, and covered in ink)
hello
echo you loke like me-
anyway
do NOT go to joey drew studios-

stars: let's go into our room then and do it

echo: doesn't work like that
just might make it worse =~=

stars: now do you believe me?
echo: (flustered) kyle, how long do i have to stay like this

stars: .v.
i'll be right back
(he comes back with echo and kyle)
(echo's doughy .w.)

stars: ok-

*inhale*
so your dad stuffed your other dad? ._.

stars: you moaned my name

WITH ANOTHER MAN

stars: 0v0
i'm not pregnant anymore, so i can chase you, right-

stars: hm?