swap: achoo .w. (fake sneeze)

swap: ok (does as he's told)

swap: i'm t i r e d

swap: i'm tired
and pregnant-
and i'm still questioning how
(*me and you eating popcorn that i made* bc we said so, bro)

swap: ._.
imma lay down -D-'

swap: oh it would've been worse if it was near me any longer
let's say a rash on a skeleton isn't a good look-

swap: you'll get dog hair all over you Q-Q
(he loves cats and dogs. they're his favorite aninimals. however...)

(he's severly allergic to them)

swap: aww you're soft ^v^
(a dog bounds in, and swap backs away)
(he won't go anywhere NEAR it)
(you wonder why. the dog's cute)

(then it gets near him, and he sneezes)

swap: we'll see about it in half a month :P
it takes three months for a baby skeleton to form
wich means
(he puts his vest in the closet after taking off his cloak)
no vest UnU

swap: the unfortunate truth

whatever font you name the baby, the baby ends up speaking-

i was named TWO fonts because "wingdings" is a hard font to understand.

swap: it's pronounced "rules", though-

i'm thinking garamond if it's a boy
or tahoma if it's a girl

swap: -_-
anyway

it's skeleton tradition to name babies after fonts :P
got any ideas?

(i wanna throw mewmew in there just to be bad)
(but i won't bc i'm nice)
swap: i'll have another kid at least-

wanna discuss baby names-

swap: QvQ

swap: it's ok
it's my fault they're gone

it's my fault...
(crying)
i did nothing to save them-

swap: if only my kids could -
(he pauses, a depressed look on his face)

swap: (jaw drop) you can do that?!

swap: (puts on cloak)
h o w
(easy. you did it in his sleep +v+)

ah ok

swap: why doesn't my vest fit-
0-0
(he got a orange and blue swirly stomach)
A

well whould he like it

you do play as kr-