stars: aww
(snif) WAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIT
HONEY >:(
(he smells harper's ''stench'' in your hair)

stars: just let them be them, honey-
(turns toward the gremlin children) exuse me, i need to talk to my husband-
(he pulls you to the room) honey, please-
don't treat them like kids, and don't treat them like demons. they're both severly mentally ill becasue of what they've been through...
you were freinds with jevil a long time ago, right? he had something happen to him, and he doesn't like to talk about it, but something happened to him that made him go nuts.
spamton was betrayed after people stopped buying his stuff, and then he became desprate.
please understand, honey, but they've been through a lot
(he gives you a peck on the lips) i love you rouxls, and don't forget that.

spamton: I'M [35]!!!

stars: alright boys, if you behave...
i'll let you, jevil, play minecraft
and spamton, i'll let you dye eggs blue
(they both sit)
stars: ,,^v^,,

ye
school

stars: honey nooooooooooooooooooooo
gaster's at work, so he can't keep them on their toes, and mike's got the flu ;-;

jevil: hi
spamton: ehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehhehehehehehehehehehehhe
(almost broke fingers there-)

stars: .v.'
noooooooo
(he looks GuIlTyyyyyyyy)

stars: taffy and jewell bought a house in the omega timeline-
(you hear the giggling of... oh no)

(jevil and spamton)

stars: uUh-
well no-
(he's sweating nervously)
(HE SNUCK SOMEONE INTO THE HOUSE-)

stars: SSSSSSSH dark star's pretending to be me

he's wearing makeup so his scars are going upwards like mine, and if he doesn't yawn or yell, it's fine-
as long as nobody notices he's duller than me-
(dark star has really sharp teeth)

stars: wait
aren't you supposed to be at work?

(yes stars, but so do you =-=)

stars: how

(you can tell by his eyes he still loathes harper)

(FuNnY ThInG... gaster knows a guy named harper- he works for mettaton- and he's an entirely different person from that harper)

stars: none got on the floor-
(he picks it up, and puts it back in the freezer)

(he then chews your neck)

stars: =w= (smacks tub out of hand)

hmmmmmmmmm
stars: .w.

hmm
stars did come home tho-

hoi

i threw sans back to the day after gaster tried absorbing kyle's soul

but he's still 32-

how i describe opposums, because i know for a fact, they're not in CA

(over) seven inch rats
rats along the rats
wen you call it's name, it digs thru your trash
it can see your trash, and feasts on your trash
WE DON'T TALK ABOT OPOSSUMS NONONONO

i SaW a GiANt RaT oUtSiDe (i saw an opossum)
(we live in front of a small forest, lol)