crimson: =v= (mad on the inside)

stars: no no no
honey

it's just
swatch and the swatchlings don't really like you bc you wrecked thier cafe once- or twice-
ok maybe more than that-

stars: (trying not to laugh at his beloved husband)

(OMG LMAO)
crimson: bye
(sweeps him into the trash)
(squees in victory)

(NoNoNoNO)
(SWEEP THE GIANT SMUUURRRRFFFFFF)
(GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP)

(noice)
(BUT I'M TRYING TO MEME)

(*ehem* ROUXLS GETS SWEEPED)

(rouxls gets sweeped)

crimson: (turn towards rouxls) SQUEE! ((GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP MODE: ON)

crimson: no

stars: harper's here >:(
crimson: +-+ (summons broom)

crimson: ok "butler supremeth" ='n'=
stars: finally you're awake!
crimson: wait rouxls's accent is fake >:0
imma tell the lightners they've been lied to!

(back at home)
crimson: (poking rouxls with a long stick)
(he don't wanna touch the guy who pissed off a guy who can't get mad-)

(dude, you have it too then)

(TWINSIESSSSSS)

(it's a mental illness that makes me eat non-food items)

(mostly paper, rubber and foam)
(sometimes wood)

(hey guys)
(shocking news)

(i have pica)

stars: hi sweetie

crimson: (fidgeting in the corner)

(crimson and stars casually celabrating)

(at home, jevil and spamton are doing the activities stars said they could do)

crimson: YES MA'AM (helps her)
(then he throws bell)

crimson: (goes in front of rose) you may not touch the lady, "bell"
(smacks her with the broom)