serif: (babbling)

stars: OMGOMGOMGOMG
ROUXLS
SERIF IS WALKING
(the baby skeleton is toddling around)
HE'S WALKING (bro's about to explode 💀 )

NOOO

NO
AND NO

what normal people see: dabi
what we mha fans see: hit the dab boi

womem

stars: anway, bye! love you rouxls!
see you wen it's time for bed~ TwT
(he has plans for when he gets back)
(he'll come back at 9:00 rouxls's time)
(gn)

stars: (nuzzles rouxls)

(the therapy's working, he found a good doctor BD)
(so he's nicer)

(BUT HE WILL NOT TOLERATE BEING CHEATED ON STILL)

stars: (appears) hi honey ^w^ (hugs rouxls) i have an appointment with my doctor soon- (he kisses your cheek)
(gtg bed soon- really soon-)

(i gtg do dinner)
(so time skip, they go to sleep)

stars: AH~!!

stars: don't be shy~
suck it until it's numb~
(he looks hotter)

(he pants)
(*le poof* TENACLE DEHCK)
stars: ooh~
do you want to taste?~

(he bites the area between your shoulder and neck base)

(yeah i question that too-)
(he wraps his fingers around it, stroking it)
(he moans as he kisses you)
(he presses his chest to yours)
(it feels like your souls are touching)

stars: (activates the tasebuds touching your tentacles)
(the thrusts the tentacles in and out faster than he runs)

(he only has 15. he originally had 16. one got cut off years ago)
(he shoves some deeper inside you than any PP could)
(*PP 💀)
(he wraps some around yours)
stars: do you enjoy that~?

stars: just a little scratch
(he wraps his warm, slimy tentacles around your thighs, some brush against your-)
(.w.')

stars: oh yes~
(he takes you there)
(and strips both of you)

(he has a scar across his ribcage that looks newly healed)

stars: well i- yes-
(he smirks) i bet harper doesn't have tenacles to stuff forceflly in your weak candle body~