stars: (hiding n a corner)
honey-
Q-Q i had a dirty minded moment-
part of me wanted to-
well-

*sigh* you can kink shame me if you want-

king: i'll call you if i need you

*stars ran off. he seems distressed

stars: {liar TwT}
{wait, why am i kinking this- what's going on-}
(freaked out by his own dirty thoughts about what will happen if rouxls coninues like this, he ends up squeezing rouxls's cheeks)
oh! sorry about that honey-
i-i gotta go-
{am i really developing a kink- THAT'S DISCUSTING!}
{ngh- but-}
king: *sigh* i suppose you're dismissed rouxls-
lancer ran off to follow susie-

kris: (internally screaming)
king: why does your uniform look tight-
stars: (behind you, hands on your cheeks)
(they don't look all that different unless you look really closely)
(but they're slighly squishier, and stars loves it)

king: i thought you'd say a ghost skeleton attacked you like you did last time-
well, i'm glad you're feeling better
gaster: =v= (only kris and stars can see him)
kris: (freaked bc their creator's here)

king: WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOW UP FOR WORK YESTERDAY?
lancer: LESSER DAD >:D
AND SPACE OCTIPUS LESSER DAD!
stars: squid-
lancer: what
stars: squid, not octipus
lancer: .v.
octipus-

king: ROUXLS
stars: .v.
he's YOUR boss-

king: AFTER THAT K-ROUND!
spamton NEO: [YESSIR]!
ralsei: WHERE DID IT COME FROM
stars: i have an idea T_T
wait why is everyone after it-
(an invisable force knocks it over)
everyone: ._.
stars: o0o
(he has paranormal vision. he saw who did it)

kris: FRINKIN RUN
stars: THEY CAN TALK-
giant k-round: >:3 (it has arms)

stars: it's cute.
kris: (running from something-)

stars: (appears beside you)
hey
i heard that
you ok-
(he sets his hand on your stomach)
it is a little cute tho-
(he's walking with you to work)

stars: you also got a little bit of a gut-
(gets gently smacked)
LOL
(you're off to work)
=v=

stars: lemme put you on a scale (gets up)
yep
the uniform didn't shrink, hon T_T

(he's not there)
stars: gaster must've sent her back
she's not allowed here

stars: the ony way that could've happened is if you gained weight T_T

stars: honey, did you overeat? AGAIN?
(>:3 did he what?)

stars: (shrugs)
(he covers your body with his) nah
(he's suffocating you)

stars: sorry, babe-

(stars actually did enjoy getting stuffed a few months ago, he pretended he didn't .-.)
(WHY DID I BRING THAT UP)

stars: (looks at watch) *sigh* honey, you're late for work
king's gonna be mad-

stars: wait you said you'd ONLY be friends =-=
(still pinning rose down)