(yo)
(i had a steak cooked rare for lunch)
(i'm a fast eater .v.)

gaster: (manacing heir to him)
(his calm face somehow screams "do NOT mess with this man)

gaster: BELLATRIX
did you carry out the mission i paid you 500000 G for?
(1G= 1 amarican dollar, btw )
(ebbotish currency B) )

i discovered vampire gaster
damn he hot

=v= i'm stuck on a midterm i've been doing for weeks

=v= that was the plan

also
(throws an egg across the country)
(it hits your window)
you just got gaster'd
(gaster's head kinda shapes like an egg at fron veiw, go it's funny)
(wait, i killed him Q-Q)

lol i relized something
rouxls would try to outspook gaster
then gaster unhinges his jaw and dos the horrorVHS eyes,
and rouxls would die from too much spook

oop-

btw
today's my parent's anniversary, so sorry if i go poof for way too long

also stars likes rainy days
and he DOES in fact ribbit >:3
what are hart's opinions on fey btw?

hey al

stars: rouxls told me he's shove his d**** up my a** if i told you this so i'm telling you this
gaster: oooooooook-
stars: i stuffed rouxls to immobility >:3
gaster: *visible discust*
rouxls: I SAID I WOULDST DOETH IT, STARS, IM GOINGE TO DOETH IT (grabs stars by the collar of his sweater and drags the boi)
stars: baaaiiii imma get "punished" now :P
gaster: (shudders with discust)

stars: =-=
i need sleep
rouxls: WAAAAAAAA
stars: QUIET
rouxls: (cries louder)
stars: QvQ (tries to sleep)

LOLOL

GJHKJGFJHHFHKJJGF LMAO

veronica

dude, what if gaster actually bribed bell into turning harper into a chimera
(lion's body, goat horns, and a snake for a tail btw)
(extreamly dangerous and unpredictable)

he accepted the bag

💀

gn

stars: oh-
well my au's dead
ANYWAY IMMA GO F*CK MY HUSBAND NOW, BYE

stars: bai (telaports away so he can bang rouxls harder than a brick)

stars: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED HERE
I'M TAKING MY HUSBAND AND LEAVING
i wanna- y'know - him.
go tell harper to do one of his other boyfriends
he's been picking up guys at the omega timeline like a magnet >:(
(he picks up rouxls) you may not have my dear husband, good day
(hand reaches for rouxls) I SAID GOOD DAY (scary mode)