gtg

taffy: (covers the child's ears)
dark star: SHUT UP
THE KID'S SLEEPING
fell: holy shhhhhhhhhh-
i didn't know you could be aggresive

taffy: cute
b: (sad bc b l i n d)
taffy: kids often think i'm related to santa btw
dark star: >D< OMG LOL
oh btw i'm pregnant
taffy: =-= what
dark star: i AM married to fell rouxls-
however
he didn't want to "sleep" with me until now-
idk why, it was so sudden-

taffy: (picks you up)
(his body's soft)
dark star: aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

taffy: can i hold her >w<
(he's very huggable)

oki

taffy: awwww who's this little angel?
dark star: this is stars' adopted daughter
i'm her uncle darky >:3
fell: heya, squirt
sorry we're down a gaster, he's bedridden at home
b: she seems cute
(he's blind)

wait
would al be ok with us stuffing taffy-

jewell's currently handling ivy somewhere else

no

i already have clyve
and taffy

but taffy rarely gets stuffed anymore

i'm suffering from stuffing kink
and i'm not allowed to stuff anyone or al will get mad QvQ

sans: you need sleep
gaster: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
sans: ow, my feelings.
papyrus: SLEEP
gaster: I REFUSE

(gaster "dies" a few hours later)

(lol, i love making skits)

(fades into baku-ayoama)
>:3
(spins)

meme time
(slides in with exactly 1 ton of cheese)
(spins faster than sped)
i have recovered, bc i actually slept a full night without insomnia or a loud-ass cat

AND IS ALMOST CRIMIS .D.

gn

ah
BUT ONLY AS FRIENDS

and as i said
make him win rouxls over
then make him super submissive

i already said this, but

KEARA
I GTG BED
SO I NEED YOU TO PLAY AS STARS FOR TONIGHT
1. make him win rouxls over
2. no killing him
3. if things get spicy, make sure he's submissive
3. keep him human at all costs
4. he still has tentacles, and mega fighting skills

i feel like i'm dropping a kid off to daycare

oh, and you can do whatever you want for the rest

but he's allergic to lima beans

KEARA
I GTG BED
SO I NEED YOU TO PLAY AS STARS FOR TONIGHT
1. make him win rouxls over
2. no killing him
3. if things get spicy, make sure he's submissive
3. keep him human at all costs
4. he still has tentacles, and mega fighting skills

*omega timeline

stars: i'm going to kill myself-
gaster: no you're not
stars: (has a reset button)
gaster: HOW THE F-
(he snatches it away, shoves it in his mouth, and it's like it never existed)
there
ugh i cut my mouth-
stars: =-=