(yep. =-= i'm allergic to them, and my parents said "just take benadryl", but pollen's getting on the cat, and in my hair. it's really poofy, and catches pollen real easy)

stars: Q-Q yes!

stars: Q-Q you texted someone saying you wanted to divorce meeeeee

(being allergic to flowers sucks QvQ)
(my face hurts and itches an i can hardly breathe)

stars: (hissss) YOU WANT A WHAT?!

(divorce)
(>:T it better be a joke tho or i'm killing the warlock and taffy)

huh-

im allergic to flowers QvQ

(on the floor, crumpled)
my parents bought each other flowers for valentines

only to remember i'm allergic to flowers

no i'm talking 'bout gaster 2

(ok gtg, but gaster gets beat up, and he retreats)

(and everyone cries about the other guy being ded)
(so sad UnU)

(this is in yours and kearas au)
gaster: hello rouxls
(oh boy)
so
your world's existance is breaking a few things

so...
well...
let's just say every world like this one has a gaster... like me

this world's was alive
he lived 20 miles from the town his sons live in
quite a nice fellow
he had a beautiful garden
the poor man was also a cupioromantic

unfortunatley he had the keys to this world

(drops a bloody, dusty, broken pair of rectangle-framed glasses)
(wait... you know those glasses-)
(you've met him once, he's quite nice)

(he killed him-)
what i'm going to do might end millions more
but i have to do this or millions more will die
or worse
be forgotten

ik

also my cat can open cupboards now

scary

so

the babies fell into some fountain of youth runnoff
fell almost died
stars re-broke his healing blood vessels, and now he's using pads (he doesn't have periods, so it wierds him out. he complains that the pads are itchy)

the kids are all 6, exept for jr and loona
jr is 5 and loona is 7

can you draw leslie from dhmis? .w.

hey al

>:3 i wrote a commic for my fren steve
this is how it goes

gaster: (as he's putting on his coat) alright, i'm headed out
sans: ok, be careful
it's a little chilly
gaster: (goes outside, and notices a tiny chili pepper at his feet)
ah-
HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING-

gsbjfbjsjsff

alfur the elf if he was a DnD elf would look like frikin link lmao

al

>:) guess who was born yesterday

on ur birthday

stars has damaged a few blood vessels to birth him, so rools better be glad +-+
he was a big baby-
then again, he's gonna be super tall when he's an adult

idk why

but i call the main 3 from dhmis the names the fandom gave them

red=harry
duck=robin
yellow=doi

then again, it helps me visualize them better-

i would

but that would cause me to f a c e horrible conciquences

(my lolbit plush gave birth to a weird thing that almost looks like your spamton plush 0-0)
taffy: my wife's home .3.
(ivy now looks like a baby elf with albinism .w.)

taffy: T_T your stepson has a crush on him

actually most papyruses have crushes on some mettaton
most times their own au's mtt-

(gtg soon, bro Q-Q)

taffy: huh?
gaster's fine-
i was talking about me-
however-
gaster's been a little pissed at the glorified calculator
he kept wrecking his office and putting glitter everywhere-
i understand his pain-
i dealt with simalar until my au was destroyed by x-ass-ter