oh and in a few days i'm leaving for vacation (dies)

so imma poof soon

it's up 2 u tbh-

creepy fact tho
yes this is cannon
spamton's malnourished bc he can't feel hunger, so he can't tell he's about to die until he's fatigued...

fun fact: imps have a higher heat tolerance than humans

(kris dying from overheating while jevil's fine)
(they're in a burning house)

LOL

jojo

he ate them btw

pls draw this, lol

jevil: are the cattapillars here poisonous-
spamton: [[YEAH]], why?
jevil: (foaming at the mouth while having spasms)

jevil can survive being hit by a train

i drew spamton giving himself a juicy oral kiss

i regret nothing

spamton x himself is actually cannon-

if things become certain items or people in the darkworld-

then if you eat something in the darkworld, what did you eat in the lightworld-

(xfiles theme)

(deltarune question i asked my friend)

if spamton were to kick a garbage can

would he stub his toe even tho he lost all of them when he became a puppet

oh, and uh

i'm legally blind in one eye-
i went to an eye doctor yesterday, and he checked my eyes, and said my right eye was fine, but my left eye was weak
he said i don't need glasses all the time, but just when i need to see far

i'm half blind-

spaghetti, i need a drawing of jevil .v.

tormenting rouxls with "hit or miss" while spamton's getting drunk lmao

spagetti

give me candy meme but it's spamton/spamton NEO

think about it
it's cool but idk if it exist, lol

:0

.<. kearaaaaa

(dies)

i am death'd-

so

i enjoy jevil, right?
i haven't had a lewd thought about him at all

until someone wrecks that with a single clip of a perfect impression of jevil
making a certain sound-

HELP MY POOR SCRUNKLY BOI PLS

it doesn't help that his cannon height isn't as small as the fanart says (he's 5''7.5. let that sink in.)

HELP ME KEARAAAA Q_Q