Jevl: (dark) i want the sweet taste of reedom
I've CRAVED it since i was put back into captivity

Jevil: get me a whole frikin cotton candy machine
Wait no I'd get sick-
Hmmmm

.D. Lock me in a cage with chains and shackles

Jevil: can i?
Yes
Will i?

when there's a cold day in hell T-T

Jevil: I my have magic, i may have done an accidental weight swap spell with spamton
But i am NOT a wizard
(Shudders at the memory of felling his skin pressed tightly against his skin)

Jevil: the blue man doesn't
He lives in the middle of a city

Did you forget that, forget that?

Jevil: uuuh
You wanna die, die?
You might forget to water

Jevil: .>. I'm bored bored
(He pulls a cotton candy from his inventory and eats the whole thing)

Jevil: damn
I wanted her to try to kill me-

Jevil: (summons some cotton candy, and eats the whole thing, even the stick) don't believe me
It grows steadily
I happen to be a bit of a gamer, gamer!

Jevil: (waits for swatch to leave) (menacing) my bodycount is bigger that your ears, kitty cat

Jevil: after you...
It wears off at midnight
ANYWAY
Can't you see, see? I'm a good boy!

Swatch: not once has he wreaked havoc in my cafe, and the queen seems to tolerate him
I'm not even sure he bothers her at all

Swatch: that looks like a cat bite
Are you ok-
(Jevil is acting innocent)
See? He's harmless. He acts better than rouxls

Jevil: ow

Swatch: what's going on here?

Jevil: OH!
(his head flies off, connected to by his body by a mere spring)
VEE HEE HEE

Jevil:(appears behind you and bites your ear so hard, he draws blood)

Jevil: i am blue TvT
Also

(bounces around causing chaos)

Jevil: (he turns into a shadow with a light blue outline)
(Apears in the castle)
(Singsong voice)
OOOOOOHHHHH TAAAAAAASSSQUE MAAAAAANAAAAGGGEERRRR~!

Jevil: nice plague nurse in a hoodie costume

Jevil: where's the she-cat, she-cat?