Jevil: what
You thought i was a wizard?

Jevil: i might accidentally turn myself into a squid
Or i make you weigh as much as i do while i get sucked dry until I'm just skin and bones

Jevil: where is she then

Jevil: ah
Good
Bye bye (poofs)

Jevil: next thing you know you're gonna get kinky =-=

(He has no nose. It's a miracle he can even smell)
Jevil: wait you're being a sadist-

Jevil: no

Make me bleed

Jevil: HEEHAHAHAAA
THIS IS WORSE THAN HAVING YOUR TAIL STEPPED ON :D

Jevil: do it to me

(it seems kinky but it's not)

Jevil: i smell torment

(Who)

Jevil: imma go get a smoothie

(Does wb work)

Jevil: :y yes

Jevil: (sets you on fire)

Jevil: hm
Hot iron
No-
Wait
Sword?
Swinghammer?
Ooh
A 9 tail whip! With fishooks at the ends!

Yay
And oof

Jevil: yep

I'm not a cheater, cheater!

Jevil: (giggles) melon baller

Jevil: guess this one
(He takes off his gloves, and claws your eyes)