jevil: nice outfit .v.
wanna see a picture of young me?
(pulls out a picture of an attractive young imp)
(you can tell by the tail and the shape of the horns that it's him)

jevil: sure-
i must've gotten distracted, i'm usually a clean eater-

jevil: oh! hee hee!
when this date is over, pretend it never happened (wink)
nobody will suspect a thing, a thing >:)

jevil: trombone .v. (his tail...is wagging?)

jevil: (pale blue skin turning purple) (he smiles back)

jevil: want half? (he giggles, bc he's the only one here who can eat that much cake)
.v.

jevil: cream rolls .w.
(he goes to order)
(comes back) .v. i also got carrot cake, but i'm gonna share this time

jevil: .v. so, what would you like?

(a goofy grin spreads across his face)
jevil: i'll try not to eat the napkins =v=

(the world seems to twirl around you, and you're there)
jevil: vee hee hee!

jevil: (holds out his hand) .v.

(there's a jevil diologue that's cannon, but not in game where he mentions that tasque manager threatened to whip him into shape, and that he actually wants her to, then spamton calls him a simp)
jevil: i'm not banned from the color cafe, so would you like to come with me? .w.

jevil: hello, hello! :P

jevil: (a grin spreads across his face)
(he teleports to where she is with a bunch of pretty flowers)

jevil: your mom, mom!
spamton: he's got a date with [THE MANAGER], so go away
jevil: (hisses at spamton)

spamton: =-=
jevil: you're an idiot.
that would make bathing akward, akward!
spamton: we are not [LOVE INTREST]
he likes cats with [e a r s and t a i l]
and [MISSING BODY PARTS?!] apparently
jevil: (teeth gritted together) shut up spamton, or i'm replacing your hair gel with dye remover again!

jevil: (face turns the same shade of purple as his jester costume)
no
spamton: (doing his little dance in front of the mirror)

(yes, spamton has a cannon dance, look it up)
(it's cute)

hottie

jevil: *EHEM* i'm trying to LOOK NICE to try to impress a CERAIN PRETTY KITTY
spamton: go [$#@%] up somebody else's [L1FE].

o no

anyway
(jevil puts on a slimmer, wich doesn't make him thin, but hides his love handles, then puts on slacks, a fancy buttonup, suspenders, a black tie and a coat)
(he then puts on a wig cap built for imps, then puts on a realisic wig that matches his hair color and texture)
(he gels it to a fancy Itallian style, then polishes his claws)
(he puts on knee- high socks, and shiny black shoes)
(spamton legit replicates his big shot era look)
(bois lookin s n a z z y)