jevil: .v.
and i shrunk you-

you're an imp
(you notice your tails are different)
(his is deformed, while yours is like a spear)
and all your bones are yellow- exept your horns-

jevil: and
UvU i gave you pointy ears like me ✨
(i found de emojis)

(your skins pale white)
jevil: boop
(you have jester clothes)

(he turns to a page)
(he mutters something, then waves a gloved hand)
(you have teeth like a cat's)
(he then gives you a decent body)
(he squeals, then turns away, bc you don't have any clothes on)
(he then gives you fluffy hair)
(then a decent nose)
(he's still not looking at you)

jevil: hmmmm
(he dissapears)
(you hear giggling and angry yelling)
(he comes back with a thick leather book)

jevil: hmmmmmmmmmmm
(examines your torso, then summons pen and paper, and writes something down)

jevil: (he teleports you into an alleyway)
(it felt wierd)
(he takes the ragged clothing of your body, then measures you)
hmmmm

jevil: i can do anything!

jevil: i can make you pretty-
(to shocked for jester talk)

jevil: uh-
(stands up)
uh-
um-
uh-

jevil: yesss~
(he pauses)
dammit, yesterday i f***ed a cat, now i'm swooning over a skeleton thing petting me-
me and my bisexual ass- =-=

jevil: oh dear-
i've been weakened-
(he's leaning into your hand)

(he flops down)

jevil: oh- ohhhh- (purring)
(he's never been pet)

jevil: i can see that, see that!
(he grins. he goes from a cute clown to a creepy thing in a jester costume just by showing off his razor sharp teeth)

jevil: i did call you anything.
(spice left)

(i'm making deltarune tarot cards)
(it's hard-)

jevil: ok, anything .D.
(he's squishy)

jevil: a clown :P

jevil: (pats you on the back, floating)
spice: where did you come from-
jevil: a cell :>
spice: no, like
when did you appear here
jevil: 135 years ago, fresh from my mother's womb :P
spice: *facepalm*

spice: perhaps try looking cute and friendly-