spamton: huh?
you talkin' bout the glasses?

spamton: not now!
(walks into the studio)

(a shiny red car with an orange lightning bolt design epicly screeches into the parking lot of what looks like a studio, and parks perfectly)
(spamton comes out, but he looks... different)
(lots of reporters surround him, and he waves them off)
spamton: guys, guys, i love you all, but i gotta do a commercial! i can't stand 'round answerin' questions
(he puts on his signature decroritive sunglasses with pink and gold tinted lenses, and walks toward the studio)

(this was shortly after he divorced jevil, lmao)

wait the other one

i don't want to do de crazy spamtong mode

is almos the anneversary of the duke and the warlock .w.

HI OMG HIIIII

QvQ

i'll figure that out one day-

wanna try daexpirament .w.

.<. i drew BSE spamtong in a bathing suit after i took one or two anime shading tutorials

it looks like a frikin manga cover ad or something

i evern wrote "BROUGHT TO YOU BY: BIG SHOT AUTOS est. 1997" in the corner-

i tried drawing the mona spamton

bc
1. i can't afford it
2. there's only one in the entire world

but i can't remember what the mona LISA looks like-

never heard of it QvQ

QuQ
same

o nooooo-
that would be bad-

that would trigger bad memories

and we can try tomorrow, it's almost bedtime for me- QvQ

of wat?

QvQ no-

what if bones (imp form) met big shot era spamton?

i drew big shot era spamtong

i gave him blue eyes B)

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jevil dancing to california girls

my spamton plush smells nice

i finished cleaning him, and swapped his stuffing with my tangerine squishmallow >:)
he smells like lavender and.... idk but the mystery smell is nice

i threw spamton in the dryer again >:)

jevil: (shrugs)
(he has a row of diamonds bc he knows you're gonna attack him for answers)