spamton: and i thought 1 wAs the [PUPPET BOY] here~

spamton: that's it~
(you catch a glips of his real eyes)
(they change from souless kirby eyes to black ringed with glowing yellow and pink)
(they're visible through his glasses)

spamton: let the [HEART ATTACK!] do [it's thing], Dear
(you relize he's controlling it)
(it's breath is hot and sticky)

spamton: (the heartattack crawls out of his chest like a baby snake coming out of an egg)
(its long, slimy yellow toungue strokes the other side of your neck)

(spamton bites your neck)

(he has a VERY strong jaw grip)

spamton: (flushes) 0h mY~

spamton: 'comoooon
(actually wispering for once) don't [hold back___!]

spamton: >:) 4 [funzies]
(lets go)
(then climbs onto you, squeezing your stomach with his legs)
(tightly)

spamton: you [HOLD THE PHONE!!] them when you kiss or-
._.

I rather not [click here for full deltails!]

spamton: (cackles)
(he grabs your love handles and squeezes them)
do you [kn0w] WHY they're called [LOVE HANDLES]?

spamton: YOU'RE AN IMP
IT'LL PROBABLY [take some time for yourself!] TO BURN OFF
(he grins mischeviously)
(his hands hover over your love handles)
>:^)

spamton: (pats your stomach)
s o f t

spamton: I EXPECTED THE [CLOWN] TO EAT AT LEAST [half] OF IT-
I THOUGHT [1MPS] WERE LIKE [here, kitty kitty!], WHERE THEY [RIGHTFULLY STOLEN] EACH OTHER'S FOOD
(nope. he's wrong)

(only jevil does that, and he's busy at the moment)

spamton: I TOLD YOU TO [eat for free], BUT NOT TH1S MUCH!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok u start

( i accidentally typed "shart" ar first XD)

what if bones became

y'know-

C H O N K Y

i have jevil with me .w.

o no

mine doesn't start till wenday-

imma gat a tshirt

when i has de moni lol

i got de jovl ploosh