spamton: (slams head on table, calling himself stupid, then he eats the papers)

spamton: oh... i forgot...

but...
tenna....

spamton: and... (glasses go black) what about tenna?
what if he finds the kid...

and sees me in them?

spamton: i c4n't [care for a kid today!]

(the kid would die if he was left alone with it. he is everything BUT responsible)

spamton: (has adoption forms)
hm? 'jya [SAY SOMETHING]?

spamton: (lowers glasses)
did you not read the [TERMS AND CONDITIONS]??

spamton: ._. u [OK]?

rp?

did you see de updater on ze behbeh

bababooey

ok

so

bones has the baby belly now
he didn't know addisons take a month to form, so he didn't expect tiny feet already kicking

jevil: (pulls cotton candy out of nowere, then downs it)

i should slow down, down
spamton: =-=

(jevil swallows the cotton candy)
(then shoves the rest in, then swallows that)
spamton: [behold], a [GLUTTON] at [his work].

(evil laugh) SHOW THE AU TO AL >:D

spamton: hmmm
5teal [WALLET]

(jevil comes in,wads of cotton candy just SHOVED into his mouth)
(and more in his arms)
jevil: (muffled) hi

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spamton: (silence)

(he spent all the money he had while getting drunk as hell with jevil)

wait

how can he be paralized

if he has no nerves-

spamton: (scoops you up, holding you wedding style)

(you don't have a belly yet tho-)

spamton: awwwww [c'mon, man]

i'm [INTO THAT SHIT]