spamton: (giddy little happy dance)
(he pops a ring onto your middle finger, bc imps don't have a ring finger)

spamton: BONES!
sign [on the dotted line] here!
(holding a contract)

(ello?)

tenna: Tenna Rook (he kicks down the door, no longer giving the friendly impression)
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, PUPPET BOY!!!

????: oh, just an old friend (eyes that look like a flipped version of spamton's glasses flicker on his face)

(as soon as spamton sees him, he hides under the couch)

????: i just want to talk to him is all

???: (stops the door with his foot)
does a man by the name "spamton" live here by any chance? .v.

(bones hears a knock at the door)
(he opens it)

(a tall man with grey skin, a dark blue TV for a head, a black tailcoat made in a way to expose a white vest underneath when buttoned, a blue buttonup, white pants, white tie, and nice shoes is at the door)
(the friendly smile on his face gives you the impression he's nice)

(you've never seen him before)
???: hello sir, may i come in?

hi

i have an activity soon QvQ

oki

OOF

and i just actually woke up
(i've been out of bed for hours, but i haven't been, like, AWAKE until just now)

lil spamtong dancey

i'm learning how to sew too

i did surgery on both spamtong and jovl

spamton has a pipis inside him
and jevil.... Q-Q nothing

and i made spamtong a tank top that says "ME" on it

it was from an old t-shirt, and the "ME" on it coincedentally was the right size for his little body

(pipis)

(ok time skip)

(one of whyld's butlers walk in on scuffon doing whyld)

(hoi)
scuffon: no

(he lokks at you back, extra eyes gone, so you don't know)

scuffon: (puts his head over your shoulder so you don't see his eyes become snakelike, then become 4 eyes, then an extra eye appear on his forhead) indeed-
(he's secretly a fallen angel)
(or a darkner turned lightner)

(he was a human once... he's 489 years, but he looks around whyld's age, which is 39)
(ok, he looks like he's 40 years old.)

(he kept it a secret for 449 years-)

i asked my dad if i could watch good omens

he said i'm too young

i'm 16-