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spamton: gh-
(baby)

(idk .-.)

spamton: (raspy voice) please-
jevil: (sticks his tongue out rudely at you)

(his face is sticky with sweat)
(jevil scoffs)

(should we stop them before jevil goes to extreme measures-)

jevil: nothing
(he tugs at the chain, at this point, the poor puppet boy can't take it anymore)

jevil: i did too
and besides
you
are
PREGNANT

(his glasses are falling off, and his hair's a mess)
(he's also tugging at his coat)
jevil: (takes off his gloves, and snaps)
(the chain wraps around spamton's wrists, then become cuffs)
HA! beat that, beat that >:D

(ACK-)
jevil: (grabs it with his tongue, causing the puppet boy to scream-wimper)

(he grabs it)

(jevil snaps, the heartattack springs out of his chest)
jevil: oh yeah?

jevil: ._.
.-.
spamton: mmmh~
jevil: cut it out-

(he goes spring- neck-y)
(you can't do that-)
(he pulls the chain, and you get an "unexpected reaction" from spamton)
(you both look at him like "HuH-")

(clint rarely wants to go on my lap)
(guess where he jumped AND SAT)
(i'm covered in cat hair-)
(hmmmm)
jevil: (taking it a bit far now) (he puts a chain on spamton's neck)

jevil: (HISSSSSSSSSS)
WANT ME TODO IT IN FRONT OF YOU??
spamton: (squeaky) please don't-

jevil: i'm the one he lost his virginity to to begin with, vee hee hee!
spamton: (you can't understand his squabbling)

(jevil takes off a glove, and scratches your tail)
(puts poor flustered spamton onto his lap)
jevil: (ok he's pushing his luck now) besides
mine's bigger >:P
(the biggest an imp's can get is around the same size as a human)
(7 inches)

jevil: >:(
(wraps his tail around spamton's waist, and... spamton's face turns red)

jevil: no >:P
spamton: (has a look of "HELP", but also a look of "pet me more" mixed in with confusion)

jevil: (petting spamton, who looks like he doesn't know how to think about his situation)

nah
jevil being affectionate to spamton

drama? >:3